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The song of a pathological liar
I am four foot three ....not really
I am a vegetarian pacifist
Not really
I am a capricorn
Not really
I don't believe in the 'stars'
I was born on a mars bar
I feel only with my hands
Not really, , , , very well
I am from a large cable tossing clan
Of Irish priests in open toe sandals
I have two bunions
And walk in front of traffic
I am a flatulent loner
Not really
When I am nervous I bite my toenails
I have an incurable fungus disease
I have a hat made of mushrooms
I walk out into on coming traffic
I never cross the road, unless
It is two drag an old lady against her will
I am a three foot swiss pensioner with a chest wig and halitosis
I used to be a ballroom dancer
I became a saloon bar arm wrestler to distract myself from drinking
I am a very small receding scots man
I don't eat cheese on sundays
I invented mushrooms
I can produce an egg from my back porch on a wednesday
My name is Colin Angus Still Waters lie deep
I am a thirty two year old mushroom impersonator
Called keith
My pathology came back with L plates
meaning I am patholigically a L
I can only tell the truth when I am standing
Using a japanese translator who is disguised as a coffee table
I lived off a crumb for thirty days and thirty nights
Until somebody opened the cake tin
When working part time as a cupboard
I often allow people who are very tiny to hide in me
For a small rental fee
I like my coffee with room for milk
So I can charge the milk rent
I hate starbuck coffee
but find my doppleganger drinking it to spite me
I lived with a fruit salad for fifty years
Til the smell made me vomit
lying is best done lying down
I have a very bard gramma
My grandma says she 'aint bad! '
When I was eleven and...I beat a boy to a pulp an made his nose bleed
I spend my holidays floating ob the riveira in a match box
Size is not an issue
I often go missing and can be found only with the aide of a magnifying
glass
I walk in circles due to having two left feet
I didn't invent the atomic kitten
Which was detonated by controlled explosion
A vet called 'a vet' was later arrested and charges with possessing
'KITTENS OF MASS DESTRUCTION'
poem
by
Yvette Smith
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