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The Audacity to Grope (Rep. Eric Massa)
I did not lie, I just misspoke
Contributions, not bribes, help decide my vote.
As of right now, I'm an outcast
because Health care hasn't passed.
I did not have sex with that man.
I merely groped him with my hand
And certainly not in a sexual way
He just misunderstood my play.
For surely I just played around-
I tickled him and held him down.
He took offense at things I’d say
It’s just my salty seadog way
Help me, Glenn Beck, to make this clear-
For I am groping blindly here,
Searching for the words to say
to make this whole thing go away.
Barney Frank does this and more
And ranks a chairman on the floor
So if gay lust drove me to do this
I need to run in Massachusetts
In D.C. same sex is no vice
Gay couples wed, we all toss rice.
The secret reason I‘ve been dammed?
-I consort with known Republicans.
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by
John F. McCullagh
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